Doug's Poo-Poo Platter

Someone order the Poo-Poo Platter?

So Howard is off this week (he must be celebrating the entire Passover Holiday), and while I have been enjoying "Fight Week" on Sirius I can't help but think of all the non-work Doug is doing. We won't see the lineup until tomorrow, but if history is any indication Doug and his lackeys will be preparing the worst of the worst.

See Howard TV no doubt loves the vacations because planned out in advance they too can avoid all work that week. It's the Howard TV Poo-Poo Platter!

Instead of maybe matching the Fight Week theme and putting up some of the best fights ever in the Howard Catalog, we'll be stuck with interviews that didn't make the cut or old pre-cut shows that need little work to get on.

Nothing like a 2 month old interview with Perez Hilton!!!

Hey I never saw JD's visit to Hedonism? (Except for the 5 other times that show has been in rotation)

Don't Doug and the Howard TV crew realize their job isn't to produce soft-core porn for the Hotel ondemand market, but to be a compliment to the Stern Show. Imagine a Howard TV that actually made sense? Of course that would mean working while Howard is on vacation, and he only takes 25 weeks a year, so Doug needs the rest.

So while I am banging my head against my coffee table wondering how incompetence can routinely be rewarded, Doug will be doing what he does best, nothing

After all, Howard is on vacation so why work?